Judging my Friends Reactions to Spandex Bikini Designs


I want to wear a spandex bikini but I am pretty sure that my close minded friends would not agree with something like that. The guys that I hang out with have a certain outlook on life and nothing I do is going to change that. I have actually thought about moving to another state in order to live the life that I feel I want to live but I am not sure I can do something like that. I want them to understand that there is nothing different about me just because I am wearing swimwear that they may not agree with but I know that is asking too much of them.

I have thought about showing a couple of them the spandex bikini designs that I like online to get an idea of what they think about them. But I know I would have to make a big joke out of it and that would defeat the purpose. Since I feel the need to make a joke about the bikinis I want to wear it means that they could very well be going along with the joke because they think that is how I truly feel.

You can see my dilemma in all of this now. I want to wear my spandex bikini out in public but I don’t want them to think less of me for doing so. I also want to see how they feel about items like this without coming right out and saying that I love them. I really wish there was a way that I could subtly find out how they would feel about me wearing a bikini to the beach with them without giving away that that is what I want to do. Why is life so complicated when it comes to things that you really enjoy and yet so easy when it comes to things that you really couldn’t care less about?



My Brother Sent Me a Spandex Bikini


My brother bought me a spandex bikini the other day and sent it to me in the mail. At first I thought it was some kind of practical joke that he was trying to pull over on me since that is something we have down with each other since we were small. As it turns out though he tried one on while on vacation and swears that this is the last swimsuit I will ever want to wear. I still think that there is something else going on in the back of my mind though. Like I am going to try it on and someone will jump out with a camera and start snapping pictures to send back to him.

I repeated to him numerous times that I was not going to try on a spandex bikini because I knew there was something wrong with all of this. That is when he sent me a picture of himself wearing one out on the beach. Now I didn’t really want to see my brother wearing a bikini on the beach but I will admit that he didn’t look all that bad in it. The people around him seemed to like the way he looked as well and that got me rather curious about trying it on.

I called him up to make sure that the spandex bikini he had sent me was new and not the one that he was wearing on vacation, which he said it was new, and after clarification I tried the thing on. I am not the type of guy that will just throw strange clothes on and enjoy them but I did rather like the feel of the spandex against my skin. The bikini cut was a little difficult for me to get used to but I am sure after some time I will eventually. I may not be going out to the beach in this bikini any time soon but I can see why my brother would enjoy wearing something like this. Maybe one of these days I will plan a vacation with my brother so that we can both wear our bikinis out in public and see what that experience might be like.

The Sexiest Spandex Bikini in the World


I have one of the sexiest spandex bikini designs ever created and I love wearing it around the house. I would wear it out to the beach but every time I slip into it I end up getting an erection and that tiny little bikini just can’t contain it very well. There is an erotic feature to wearing this design that I can’t seem to refuse and it always turns me on. I really enjoy showing it off to guys that I bring home from the clubs on the weekends too. They seem to like seeing me in it as well and it is always a huge hit.

I have other spandex bikini designs that I enjoy wearing for fun but none of them turn me on like this one does. It only takes me a few minutes of wearing it before I am ready to get down and dirty for the night which can be a problem when I am alone. Of course it doesn’t stop me from having that fun I so desperately seek but it is always much better when there is someone there that is looking for the same kind of fun. If you aren’t sure what I am talking about then find a sexy bikini and try it on for yourself you will understand soon enough.



I started out wearing a spandex bikini that was pretty normal as far as bikinis are concerned. I wasn’t really looking for anything overly sexy and just needed something to wear to the beach for the day. After I tried my first bikini I fell in love with them and started trying out all kinds of different designs to see what they would be like. When I came across this one I knew that it would end up being my all-time favorite. Now if I could just figure out a way to make myself to stop wanting to wear the damn thing every single second of the day I might be able to function like a normal adult. But there really isn’t all that much fun in living like that so I will keep thinking about how great it feels to wear throughout the day until I can get home and actually put it on.

Buying Myself a New Spandex Bikini


I have a great spandex bikini that I like to wear and I think I am going to start buying a few more of them. I started out with the one I have simply because I didn’t know if I was going to like wearing it or not after a while. I knew I would enjoy it but I figured the novelty would eventually wear off some and I wouldn’t be into it anymore. Of course that is the exact opposite of what happened. I actually started enjoying it even more and was constantly looking for occasions to wear my bikini around for everyone to see.

I am sure that having people on the beach complimenting me on my spandex bikini didn’t hurt these feelings much either. It seems like every time I walk out onto the beach there are people that are genuinely happy to see me walking around. They love seeing my bikini and are more than eager to talk to me about why I chose this particular design. The only problem is that I am getting tired of constantly telling the same story so I think I will have to start looking around for something else to wear.


You can be assured that I will stick with the spandex bikini designs when I do start looking though. I am not willing to give up my comfort for anything new just yet. I gave this bikini a try because I was bored with wearing the same old designs when I went to the beach but I am not tired of the bikini style just yet. I will probably be wearing these designs for a long time to come and I am perfectly happy with that. Too bad more guys weren’t able to get out there and show the world what their bikinis looked like or at least have the courage to do that wherever they can.

Spandex Bikini


I have a special spandex bikini that I like to bring out for occasions where I know there are going to be plenty of sexy people paying attention to me. One of those occasions is when my neighbor throws one of his famous pool parties. Now, these pool parties are nothing like the ones I used to go to when I was younger. These parties are centered around adults wearing some of the most obscure swimwear designs ever created and gaining as much attention as you possibly can. I usually end up getting all of the attention when I wear this certain pair of spandex and I love it.

I do have other spandex bikini designs that I like to wear to the beach and that sort of thing but this pair is very special to me. This design shows off my body in a way that makes it very noticeable of what you are going to be getting if I take them off. The fun thing about them is that I am usually always semi-hard while I am wearing them because of the way they are made. That always makes people stare at me when I walk by and they always have a huge smile when they do.

Some people might think I am a slut because of this particular spandex bikini design and I do not have a problem with that. In fact, that is the main reason I choose to wear these at those pool parties. I love getting the attention and it does not take too long before people want to see me out of those bikinis and into a bed. So call me a slut if you wish. Just know that I am the one getting all the action. If you could get attention like that every time you wore a bikini, wouldn’t you try to wear them as often as possible, too? If you say no to that, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Ways to Make Spandex Bikini Comfortable


I have the sexiest spandex bikini in the world and I love showing it off to anyone that will look in my direction. I know there are a lot of guys out there that probably think their bikinis are the sexiest ones out there but I can guarantee that they are all wrong. You see, it doesn’t matter what the design is or what style they might be wearing, if I wear the same ones I will have the sexiest pair. It is not about the design itself, but rather the person that is wearing that design and I am a sexual god when it comes to wearing things like this.

In fact it is not even about the spandex bikini at all. Everything that I wear is sexier than anything else out there because of how great my body is. I have spent a lot of time and money to get the perfect body and no matter what anyone else might think; I am the sexiest man alive. It just so happens that my bikinis are the first thing I put on in the morning and the last thing I take off at night. If you use me walking toward you then you will probably feel like you have to avert your eyes or fall until my power because of the sheer beauty I hold.


I know it sounds conceded to talk like this but I assure you that I am telling you the truth. Whenever I wear my spandex bikini in public I get a group of people following me around like little lost puppies searching for a home. It actually amazes me at times just how many people will start following me around hoping to bask in the glory of my own shadow. Just go to the beach and look of the group of people following the sexiest man alive through the sand. If you do then come over and say hi, this way you can get a little closer to perfection. Lately, I have been hearing about girls panties that are made specifically for men to wear. They sound as if they just might be the answer to my problem.

A Very Well Worn Spandex Bikini


I love my spandex bikini but I think it might be time to find a new one to wear. I have worn this one until it no longer fits like spandex normally would fit. In fact I think all of the elastic has left this world and moved on to the next since I have to keep pulling them up whenever I wear them. It seems like they start falling down with every step I take and that can be rather annoying at times. Although there are times when I am trying to be extra sexy that something like that can come in handy.

But now I only wear my spandex bikini around the house because I know I will get into some kind of trouble wearing it out on the beach if it is falling down all the time. So I have started looking around online to find another bikini that I can replace this one with. I have thought about buying the same style that I currently own since I enjoy wearing it so much but I’m not sure if I should do that. I have gotten so comfortable with the design that I am wearing that I would feel awkward wearing any other style, but change can be good for the soul at times.

I am stuck with trying to figure out what kind of spandex bikini I should buy and it is holding me back from having fun in my life. I still enjoy wearing this broken down shell of a bikini but I need something that I can take out to the beach and enjoy just as much. I will keep looking and hopefully find something that I can handle. If I don’t then I will probably have to find a site that sells the same design that I have been wearing for the last few years. Hopefully they still make this design and I don’t have to pay an arm and a leg for it.

Showing off my Spandex Bikini


If you are not wearing a new spandex bikini, then you are missing out on some of the best times of your life. Now I am not saying that wearing something like this will change your life overnight, but it will make you look at how you live your life a little bit differently. Nothing in my life really changed all that much until I started realizing that these spandex items were the best thing ever. That is when I started looking at how I was living my life and realized that I could be doing a lot better in certain areas.

So the first thing I did was to take my spandex bikini down to the local beach and show it off to everyone there. I am not one of those guys that really shows off his body all that much but I felt like the world needed to see this bikini on me. Once I was there, I found a lot of other people that were interested in wearing bikinis like this. The thing is that they were scared of what everyone else would say about them. That is until they saw me walking around with my bikini and they realized that there are some things in life that you just have to get out there and try no matter what other people might think or say.

Now I am not the center of attention or anything like that, but when I am wearing my spandex bikini I sure do feel like everyone is paying attention to me. Even if I do not act like I am the center of the universe, there are times when I see people looking at me and smiling like I am. It kind of makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside when they do that. Although there are some people that I run into that do not like what I am wearing and have no issues with coming right up to my face to let me know. I can respect that as I think it’s better than having someone laughing and pointing at you behind your back. Besides, if someone is angry at what you are wearing, they are probably just jealous.



My Special Spandex Bikini


I have a special spandex bikini that I only wear on vacations. This particular style of bikini was found online a few years ago when I was looking for something special to take to the beach for a weekend getaway. I did not really think there would be anything overly special about it other than the type of design it was, though. I figured that I might get a few people staring at me or something and after that weekend vacation I would go home and that would be the end of it. But that is not what happened at all.

You see, this particular spandex bikini is one of the sexiest things I have ever worn in my entire life. Since I am a man that does not really do the sexy thing, you can believe me when I say that I feel sexy in this bikini. Every time I slip into it there is something that overcomes my mood and I just start smiling. It does not matter what is going on, either. No matter how mad the environment is around me, I am always smiling and happy because of the bikini that I am wearing. It is so strange that I can only wear it on vacation or people start thinking I am high on drugs.

The best thing about that spandex bikini is the fact that I found my partner while wearing it. Of course he does not think that I should be wearing it on vacation because of the way he found me to look in it. He thinks that I am trying to tease him or find someone else whenever I have it on, but that is not it at all. I just want to relive that happiness that I felt the first time I ever wore it. He has started to understand a little bit but I do not think he will ever fully grasp the effect that bikini has on me. Maybe I should buy him his own bikini and we could wear them together some time. That might just change his whole outlook on things.

My Wife’s Hatred of my Spandex Bikini


I love wearing my spandex bikini although my wife thinks that it is about time to give it up. So I have put on a few pounds over the years since I bought it; that does not mean I should stop wearing it. Maybe I should not insist on taking it with us on vacation, but I think I still look good in it. At least I look good enough to keep wearing it. She may want me to look like one of those underwear models in those rag magazines she likes to read, but that is never going to happen. I am comfortable with the person I am, and I want to wear my bikini as long as possible.


I guess I could be talked into buying a different spandex bikini if it would make her feel better. She keeps telling me that I need to find one a bit bigger than what I like to wear. Of course she always argues with me when I tell her that her feet constantly hurt because she is wearing her shoes a size too small. Go figure. She can tell me to wear a bigger sized bikini but I can say nothing about the size of her shoes.



Maybe I should look into getting a bigger men’s spandex bikini just to prove to her that I can still look sexy in it. If she sees how great I look in that bigger bikini, then she will drop the whole thing about me giving up and becoming an adult. Like a 50 year old man is not an adult these days just because he enjoys wearing a particularly sexy style of swimwear. I think she needs to grow up a bit and let me wear whatever I want to wear in public. Well, maybe not whatever I want as there are times when I would love to dress up as an astronaut and walk around. Maybe I should think about this growing up thing just a bit after all, but I do not see that giving up my favorite swimsuit has anything to do with that.