My Spandex Bikini and Positive Attention

  I have been wearing a new spandex bikini to the beach the last few days and I have to say that I think people like it. Everyone I see smiles at me and winks. I’m not quite sure if it is just the sun getting in their eyes or if they really do like […]

The Spandex Bikini Lesson

I always thought that wearing a spandex bikini was the highest level of idiocy when I first saw them in public. Why would any man force himself into something like this and then parade their mistake down the beach for others to laugh at? I know I was laughing at these goons whenever I saw […]

Spandex Bikini Excitement

  I just bought a men’s spandex bikini and can’t wait to try it on for the first time. I know that I will have to get used to wearing it around the house before going out to the beach in it, but it is still exciting to me. I am one of those guys that […]