My Spandex Bikini and Positive Attention

  I have been wearing a new spandex bikini to the beach the last few days and I have to say that I think people like it. Everyone I see smiles at me and winks. I’m not quite sure if it is just the sun getting in their eyes or if they really do like …

My Spandex Bikini Inaugural Outing

  Wearing my spandex bikini out to the beach for the first time was a big deal for me. I wasn’t sure if anyone there would be upset with me wearing something like this in public, but I had to risk it to see what it would be like. I had worn my bikini around …

The Spandex Bikini Lesson

I always thought that wearing a spandex bikini was the highest level of idiocy when I first saw them in public. Why would any man force himself into something like this and then parade their mistake down the beach for others to laugh at? I know I was laughing at these goons whenever I saw …

Spandex Bikini Excitement

  I just bought a men’s spandex bikini and can’t wait to try it on for the first time. I know that I will have to get used to wearing it around the house before going out to the beach in it, but it is still exciting to me. I am one of those guys that …