The Spandex Bikini Lesson

I always thought that wearing a spandex bikini was the highest level of idiocy when I first saw them in public. Why would any man force himself into something like this and then parade their mistake down the beach for others to laugh at? I know I was laughing at these goons whenever I saw them and so did all my friends. We just knew that there was something funny about them and we never wanted to get too close to them in case their mental issues were contagious somehow. That was a long time ago and, while some of my friends still feel that way, I do not.

 

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I recently started wearing a spandex bikini just because I found a design that I rather liked looking at. I wasn’t really going to buy it or anything, but I couldn’t just keep looking at pictures online, could I? So I decided that I would secretly buy one and try it on in my bedroom. None of my friends would know anything about it and I could still keep laughing at those guys down on the beach without them finding out how much of a hypocrite I was. Too bad that didn’t work out the way I planned.

After trying my men’s spandex bikini on for the first time, I instantly knew why those guys were wearing them all the time. I suddenly didn’t care if any of my friends laughed at me or not. In fact, they could completely leave my life at that moment and I would be more than happy to find new friends at the beach. It really was shocking for my friends to see me wear my bikini for the first time, but every time they tried to give me a hard time; I would point out that they aren’t man enough to even try one on. I have gotten three of my friends hooked and I am working on the other two now.