Wearing a Spandex Bikini is Crazy Like a Fox

 

I saw a guy wearing a spandex bikini on the beach last summer and I couldn’t understand why. Now, I could understand a woman wearing a bikini like that and being sexy, but a man wearing one? I just couldn’t wrap my mind around why a guy would want to wear something that shows off that much of his body. It bothered me so much that I decided to start looking around online to see if other guys were wearing bikinis, too, or if it was just this one nut job trying to make people feel uncomfortable. As it turned out, there are quite a few nut jobs wearing bikinis made from spandex. So many of them that it got me interested to know why.

So I started looking for a spandex bikini that I could try out for myself. I figured there must be a reason why all these guys were crazy enough to wear something like this in the first place and I had to know what that reason was. I figured that if I didn’t feel that way about it, then no one would ever have to know that I purchased one and I could just go on with my life as normal. Too bad that didn’t happen.

The second I slipped my men’s spandex bikini on I knew that I would never wear any other design again. I was hooked the second my fingers left the waist band and it formed into place. That is when I realized that all those guys knew what they were doing and I was going to follow in their footsteps. I have been wearing my bikini ever since then and I keep trying to find places that I can wear it to and show it off. I know it’s funny, but I really can’t imagine myself wearing any other type of swimwear ever again.

 

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Looking Hot in my Spandex Bikini

 

The goal of every man on the planet when he slips into his spandex bikini is to look as hot as he possibly can. There is no way around this because spandex was meant to create a hot, sexy, flattering look for men. This is particularly true when it comes to bikinis constructed from this amazing and versatile material. For the right men, nothing is more seductive than spandex in the form of a bikini. These are the men that treat their bodies as temples, which means that they exercise or work out as well as follow a healthy diet designed to keep them in the best possible shape. It is easy to see why they would wear their bikinis with pride in public.

On the other hand, there are those men who should probably think twice before donning a men’s spandex bikini and wearing it out in public. These are the men that weigh more than they are tall. These are also the men that tend to be so flabby that too much of their stomach hangs down and covers their swimsuits totally. Looking at them may cause people to think, at first, that these men are not wearing anything because their bikinis cannot be seen through the flab. There are few situations that are more embarrassing than all of the laughing and pointing directed at these guys when they try to be attractive.

That can all be avoided, though, if these men are willing to work on themselves before trying to wear a spandex bikini. Naturally, it will take plenty of willpower and effort. How much of each will depend upon just how out of shape the body is. The fatter and flabbier the body the more work that will be needed. If this applies to you, that means you will need to put down that beer and those pizza slices unless it is light beer and veggie pizza. The phrase “No pain no gain” takes on a special meaning here. In the end, though, only you can decide what is more important to you; lots of junk food and ass sitting or striking a hot pose on the beach in your bikini.

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Your Summer Wardrobe Featuring a Spandex Bikini

 

If you are a man that pays special attention to his seasonal wardrobe, you most likely have a spandex bikini thrown into the mix. In fact, there are many men that consider that particular bikini to be the special feature of their summer wardrobe. Granted, there will need to be many other garments as a part of this wardrobe or it will not make much of a wardrobe. However, the bikini is a very important member of these seasonal items. The biggest chore is to find the best items for your wardrobe as easily as possible. That might be your local shopping mall or your favorite online menswear website depending on how you typically like to do your shopping.

Finding your perfect spandex bikini for your summer wardrobe can be challenging, to say the least. That is why you want to make it as easy on yourself as possible.  So if you don’t mind fighting a lot of people at the mall, you should be fine to check out their mens swimsuits there. A swimwear shop for men might not actually be all that crowded, but there is a chance that it will not offer you as many choices as you would find on the Internet. On the other hand, you might prefer to kick back comfortably in your own home and shop at your leisure from menswear websites. You might also get a better deal, too.

At any rate, once you have the spandex bikini that will be the focal point of your summer wardrobe, you are ready to hit the beach as soon as you find one warm enough. If you are a diehard fan of showing off your new swimwear each summer, you will probably want to travel to a warm climate, if that is what it takes to get to wear it. However, even if have to wait a bit to hit the beach in that bikini, there’s no reason that you cannot go ahead and do some shopping in preparation for your big day.

 

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Have Fun in Your Spandex Bikini

 

If you are new to wearing a spandex bikini, the first thing you will need to do is learn how to have fun while wearing it. Most guys think that wearing a bikini made from spandex would end up being enough to have fun with without even really trying. On the other hand, those same guys may find that wearing something like this for the first time is a bit awkward. The tightness of the material and the fact that it doesn’t leave much of anything to the imagination is enough to put a few men off at times. Thankfully, there are a number of different styles that you can choose from in order to work your way into something exciting.

If you have purchased your spandex bikini online, then there is a good chance you already have an idea of where you are going to wear it. Guys that are buying these bikinis from a store usually end up making the purchase as a spur of the moment decision. Having something in mind when you start looking for your new bikini is a great way of figuring out exactly what style of design you want to buy. It will also help you in realizing how they are going to fit before you get a chance to try them on.

Even if you are not planning on wearing your spandex bikini out in front of other people, you can still have fun with it. There are a lot of men out there that are wearing bikinis like this under their clothing as underwear. This gives them the chance to experiment a bit with what they enjoy while still being able to go out in public and not feel embarrassed. Once they are used to wearing their bikinis in this way, they will attempt to take the chance of wearing it to the beach in order to show off a little. Having broken them in, so to speak, they will be completely comfortable while others look upon them strolling along the shore.

 

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Trying Out My Spandex Bikini

 

So I got this new spandex bikini the other day and I just couldn’t wait to try it out at the local beach. I have been searching for days trying to find one that I felt would be good enough for me and, once I did, I didn’t want to wait until I got home to wear it. I had to feel that sexy spandex against my skin and nothing was going to stop me. I just needed to find a place that I could comfortably slide into them without a bunch of people seeing me do it.

Now, you would think that finding a place to put your spandex bikini on would be a fairly simple thing. I guess if I wasn’t in such a hurry to wear them, it would have been. But for me, it was something that a good writer could have built an entire sitcom around. I have never been so embarrassed that many times in my entire life. On the other hand, at least the people that kept walking in on me had a good show; or I hope they did anyway. Needless to say, I did finally get my bikini on and was impressed with how it felt. Now all I need is a beach nearby so that I can show it off to the world.

If you are going to wear a spandex bikini I would say to wait until you have the time to really take it out for a test run. I know from experience how badly you are going to want to put it on as soon as you get it in your hands. However, having the patience to wait until you are alone and comfortable will be handy. I just wished that I was able to control myself that much instead of showing complete strangers what I am trying to get myself into all the time. I consider it to be a lesson learned.

 

Men’s swimwear including spandex bikinis, thongs and G-strings

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Spandex Bikini Fun.

The spandex bikini is now a mainstream style for men. Not long ago when you talked about wearing a spandex bikini you were most likely talking about women wearing them. The bikini as been the go to swimsuit for men in Europe for many years but here in the USA men are just starting to make the change and spandex bikini designs are coming on strong. If you visit any popular beach in Southern California or Florida you are bound to see many men wearing bikinis, thongs, the latest micro spandex shorts and even G-strings! So many men are into working out hard and getting their bodies into shape. Men are starting to realize that it is a shame to work so hard just to cover way too much of themselves with those huge oversized surf shorts. Smaller is better when it comes to the latest trends in men’s swimwear. The bikinis men are wearing are every bit as small and sexy as the ones the girls wear. This new blog will feature the latest trends in bikinis and other more extreme swimwear styles, model photos, regular guy photos (myself included), stories, adventures, the hottest beaches, the best pool parties and more. I hope you enjoy it! If so please share it with friends.

 

Extreme bikini design by Koalaswim featuring an Ass Spark connector.

 

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