So I got this new spandex bikini the other day and I just couldn’t wait to try it out at the local beach. I have been searching for days trying to find one that I felt would be good enough for me and, once I did, I didn’t want to wait until I got home to wear it. I had to feel that sexy spandex against my skin and nothing was going to stop me. I just needed to find a place that I could comfortably slide into them without a bunch of people seeing me do it.
Now, you would think that finding a place to put your spandex bikini on would be a fairly simple thing. I guess if I wasn’t in such a hurry to wear them, it would have been. But for me, it was something that a good writer could have built an entire sitcom around. I have never been so embarrassed that many times in my entire life. On the other hand, at least the people that kept walking in on me had a good show; or I hope they did anyway. Needless to say, I did finally get my bikini on and was impressed with how it felt. Now all I need is a beach nearby so that I can show it off to the world.
If you are going to wear a spandex bikini I would say to wait until you have the time to really take it out for a test run. I know from experience how badly you are going to want to put it on as soon as you get it in your hands. However, having the patience to wait until you are alone and comfortable will be handy. I just wished that I was able to control myself that much instead of showing complete strangers what I am trying to get myself into all the time. I consider it to be a lesson learned.
Men’s swimwear including spandex bikinis, thongs and G-strings
