The Joys of Wearing a Spandex Bikini

If you haven’t tried wearing a men’s spandex bikini yet; you really should. These things are absolutely amazing to wear and they feel like you are completely naked most of the time. Even when I am running down the beach, I have to look down from time to time to figure out why I can’t feel my cock slapping against my legs. I keep forgetting that I am wearing a bikini and it confuses me once in a while. But it doesn’t take me long to remember, especially since I am still allowed to run on the beach and I haven’t been arrested just yet.

The first spandex bikini I picked out was the same design as one that a friend of mine had at the time. I wasn’t trying to look like him or anything. Ok, maybe I was a little bit, but it was the only one I had seen in real life so I kind of knew how it would fit. He thought it was funny and told me to call him before we would go to the beach together so that he wouldn’t wear the same one. I guess he didn’t think looking like bikini twins was such a good idea or something.

My collection of spandex bikini items has grown significantly over the months since and now I don’t worry about calling him. I actually have more bikinis than he does now so I feel that he should call me to figure out what we are wearing to the beach. He doesn’t find it funny at all but I certainly do. Of course, we both get the same amount of attention while walking down the beach so it doesn’t really matter what we wear. I really wish I could have worn something like this when I was younger, but I guess it’s better to be late rather than never at all.