Spandex Bikini Obstacles

 

Have you ever just decided to wear a spandex bikini out for the day and nothing else? I had that feeling a few days ago and I decided to go ahead and just do it. After all, you only live once and I really wanted to see what would happen if I wore that bikini around all day long. Funny thing though, most people out on the street paid no attention to me at all. The only problem I encountered was not being able to get into almost any business that I wanted to go into. They kept pointing out all these different rules they had about people dressing appropriately and all that.

I did find that the closer you get to the beach the more likely you are going to be allowed into a business while wearing a spandex bikini, though. That means, to me anyway, that there are a lot more guys on the beach wearing these bikinis than I ever imagined there would be. In fact, once I finally made my way to the beach, I started seeing some of those guys walking around in their bikinis and it made me feel like I had actually accomplished something.

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The only bad part about wearing my spandex men’s bikini around all day was in trying to get a cab. No matter what I tried to do I just couldn’t get one to stop for me. I guess picking up a guy in a bikini late at night isn’t something that makes them all too happy or something. I ended up taking the bus back to my house and that was something I would prefer never doing again. People on the late night buses seem to be more than capable of pointing out the fact that you are wearing a bikini and will make a lot of jokes about it at your expense so be warned. Next time, I will take some jeans and a t-shirt for after the beach.