Ways to Make Spandex Bikini Comfortable


I have the sexiest spandex bikini in the world and I love showing it off to anyone that will look in my direction. I know there are a lot of guys out there that probably think their bikinis are the sexiest ones out there but I can guarantee that they are all wrong. You see, it doesn’t matter what the design is or what style they might be wearing, if I wear the same ones I will have the sexiest pair. It is not about the design itself, but rather the person that is wearing that design and I am a sexual god when it comes to wearing things like this.

In fact it is not even about the spandex bikini at all. Everything that I wear is sexier than anything else out there because of how great my body is. I have spent a lot of time and money to get the perfect body and no matter what anyone else might think; I am the sexiest man alive. It just so happens that my bikinis are the first thing I put on in the morning and the last thing I take off at night. If you use me walking toward you then you will probably feel like you have to avert your eyes or fall until my power because of the sheer beauty I hold.


I know it sounds conceded to talk like this but I assure you that I am telling you the truth. Whenever I wear my spandex bikini in public I get a group of people following me around like little lost puppies searching for a home. It actually amazes me at times just how many people will start following me around hoping to bask in the glory of my own shadow. Just go to the beach and look of the group of people following the sexiest man alive through the sand. If you do then come over and say hi, this way you can get a little closer to perfection. Lately, I have been hearing about girls panties that are made specifically for men to wear. They sound as if they just might be the answer to my problem.