My Wife and My Spandex Bikini Gift

 

My wife just bought me a spandex bikini and I have no idea what I am supposed to do with it. I know its swimwear and all, but I don’t know if I can actually wear something like this out in public. This bikini is so small that I’m not even sure that I will be able to fit inside the damn thing. How does she expect me to hide my cock away in something that doesn’t look like it could hold one testicle let alone two? I love her to death, but I think this might be a bit too much for me.

When she gave me this spandex bikini, I told her I loved it and felt excited about it, but I honestly don’t think I can get into it. I have seen other guys wearing these things on the beach and commented about how they looked in them, which is why I think she bought one for me. But I never imagined that I would actually be expected to squeeze into one. I know I am going to have to try, but I think I will steer her away from making me wear it in public right now.

I will admit that the men’s spandex bikini design looks good on the model that I saw wearing it online, but I am no model. I am a middle aged man that has let himself go a little bit over the last few years and thinking that my wife did this in order for me to look sexy for her is killing me. I want to be sexy for her and everything, but looking at myself in the mirror shows that I am not all that sexy. Maybe I can convince her that I lost the bikini and that will give me some time to trim up a little before “finding” it again. On the other hand, I might just go for it and wear it for her as a surprise one night. She must find me sexy enough for it or she would not have bought it.