Loving My Spandex Bikini

 

Once I found out that guys were wearing spandex bikini designs in public, I immediately took to the internet to buy some for myself. I want to experience things in my life that others are experiencing and any way that I can do that is perfect for me. I love trying new things in life just to see what it would be like and this is one of those things that I have stuck with. I tried skydiving once, and only once, and found that it was not exactly for me. Not at all. But wearing a bikini is something that I have no issues with at all.

I love wearing my spandex bikini designs so much that I am usually wearing them under my clothing all day long. I love the way they feel against my body and, someday, I hope to find someone else that loves the way that I look in them as much as I do. So far that has not really happened, although I was dating someone that said they didn’t look all that bad. Usually the people I date find it a bit weird that I am wearing a bikini under my clothes and I guess I can understand why they would feel that way about them. On the other hand, why would it really make any difference?

No model today just me in a micro penis shaped spandex swimsuit by Koala

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The good news is that there are a lot of different men’s spandex bikini designs available these days. This gives me a reason to look around online all the time for something different to wear. It was a bit strange when I only had a couple of different designs to wear all the time. I would have to constantly plan my days out according to what bikini I had that was clean. Doing laundry all the time was not something that I was happy to have to do, either. But now I have enough that I can go a couple of weeks without having to worry about running out of clean bikinis.

Looking Hot in a Spandex Bikini

 

As a normal, hot blooded male; you most likely want to find that perfect swimsuit that will get you plenty of attention when you go to the beach or appear around a crowded swimming pool. The spandex bikini just might be exactly what you need to make you look as hot as any man around you. In fact, you might even look hotter than all of those men that would be in competition with you. This is not just blowing smoke, either. Spandex bikinis go a long way to help men gain the notice of potential partners no matter what part of the world that they might live in or be visiting. There are many reasons for this but the only way that you will find out the truth of this is to purchase one of these bikinis for yourself and wear it.  Completely insane spandex for men at www.koalaswim.com

A spandex bikini is the dream swimsuit of men all over the world. The spandex material is ideal when it comes to fitting nearly all body types in a flatter manner. Of course, the more out of shape you are; the worse any type of swimsuit is going to fit you; even a spandex one. However, if you are in even moderately decent shape, you should consider trying on one of these bikinis. You will most likely be amazed at how great you will look while wearing one of them. After you have stood in front of your full length mirror for a while simply admiring yourself, you will be ready to head out to your favorite beach or other swimming venue to let everyone there appreciate you.

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There is one more thing about wearing a spandex bikini that you should know and that is that you need to be prepared for all of the attention you will be receiving from those around you. It is highly likely that you will collect not only many phone numbers but also direct invitations to go home with you or take you home with them. Nothing is out of the realm of plausibility when you wear a bikini out in public, especially when this bikini is made from spandex. Just get out there and enjoy how hot you are going to look to everyone around you and you will see how simple it can really be.

The Lifespan of a Spandex Bikini

 

There seems to be a debate when it comes to what the lifespan of a spandex bikini should be or actually is. So far, no one seems to have come up with an answer to this question. To many men, their bikinis made from spandex have lasted them through many swimming seasons and still look nearly new. Other men feel the need to replace their bikinis every summer and still others retire their bikinis twice a year. Of course, a lot of this depends on whether or not these men take care of their bikinis. Men who are careful of the way they wash their bikinis typically get a lot more wear out of them than those men who do not.

 

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Many men are quite hard on their clothes and that includes a spandex bikini. They wear their bikinis in the sun, roll around in the sand while wearing them and swim in the salt water of the ocean every day. Admittedly, few things are as hard on any fabric, even spandex, than salt water. Couple that damage with the fading caused by a regular dosage of sun and you have got a faded, used looking bikini that you will probably feel quite unhappy about wearing in public. However, there are some ways to counteract these effects on the spandex. You can buy some detergent that is formulated specifically for delicate items. While spandex is certainly pretty sturdy material, it cannot hurt to use this type of detergent on your bikinis.

Something else that you might want to keep in mind when you are trying to get more wear out of your spandex bikini is not to use a dryer on them. Simply wash them in cold water and then hang them up to dry them. Dryers are wonderful inventions and definite time savers but the heat that most people use to dry their clothes as quickly as possible can do a lot to lessen the quality of spandex. Of course, if you are a more patient person, there is usually a cycle on dryers that can be used on delicate items. That might work instead of hanging them out to dry. What it all comes down to in getting as much wear from your spandex as possible is how well you take care of them. If you can do that, the life span of your bikinis will be quite long.

Shopping for a Spandex Bikini

 

When it comes time to buy a new spandex bikini, I tend to really throw myself into it with quite a lot of fervor. A lot of my friends simply do not understand my enthusiasm to get into the swing of shopping because they do not actually enjoy shopping in general. It amazes them to watch my excitement build when either sit down at my computer to shop online or go into a shopping mall. To me, I can use either of those avenues to shop for my bikini and that seems to be something of an enigma to them. It’s ok if they like to watch me shop, though. I generally invite anyone to go along with me because I love sharing my pleasure with them.

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For example, I took a shopping trip last weekend to buy a new spandex bikini at one of my favorite malls. There is an excellent little mens specialty shop in this mall and it is one that I visit as often as possible. I am always happy to introduce this wonderful place to anyone who is interested in learning about it. The items this shop carries for men are those that can be difficult to find in mainstream stores. That is one of the reasons that I ended up taking four of my friends along with me on this particular shopping spree. I was shopping for several new bikinis and this is the shop to find exactly what I need. By the time I had purchased my bikinis, my friends had also picked out some for themselves. Now that was a decent shopping trip.

I also shop online quite a bit when I want to buy a new spandex bikini. These particular shopping ventures are easier to organize when some friends want to understand why I love shopping so much. All I have to do is issue an open invitation or any and all of my friends who want to know more about my shopping habits. They also seem rather interested in the types of swimsuits that I buy to wear to the beach. Sometimes, I tend to think of myself in the role of a mentor because a lot of my friends who have been a part of my shopping strategy are now doing their own shopping and collecting quite a few phone numbers because of it.

My Wife and My Spandex Bikini Gift

 

My wife just bought me a spandex bikini and I have no idea what I am supposed to do with it. I know its swimwear and all, but I don’t know if I can actually wear something like this out in public. This bikini is so small that I’m not even sure that I will be able to fit inside the damn thing. How does she expect me to hide my cock away in something that doesn’t look like it could hold one testicle let alone two? I love her to death, but I think this might be a bit too much for me.

When she gave me this spandex bikini, I told her I loved it and felt excited about it, but I honestly don’t think I can get into it. I have seen other guys wearing these things on the beach and commented about how they looked in them, which is why I think she bought one for me. But I never imagined that I would actually be expected to squeeze into one. I know I am going to have to try, but I think I will steer her away from making me wear it in public right now.

I will admit that the men’s spandex bikini design looks good on the model that I saw wearing it online, but I am no model. I am a middle aged man that has let himself go a little bit over the last few years and thinking that my wife did this in order for me to look sexy for her is killing me. I want to be sexy for her and everything, but looking at myself in the mirror shows that I am not all that sexy. Maybe I can convince her that I lost the bikini and that will give me some time to trim up a little before “finding” it again. On the other hand, I might just go for it and wear it for her as a surprise one night. She must find me sexy enough for it or she would not have bought it.

 

Selecting a New Spandex Bikini

 

One of the favorite things that I do each year is to select a new spandex bikini. I know that a lot of guys do not really like to shop even if it is for a hot new swimsuit. So I am probably the odd one out when it comes to something like this. I don’t mind, though. It is just something that I love to do especially since I have been able to do my shopping online. It is actually a rather pleasant experience all the way around since I have made it sort of a personal ritual. I never would have thought that shopping for new swimwear would prove to be such an exciting time for me.

The first thing that I do when I begin my online shopping for a new spandex bikini is to pour myself something to drink, fix a snack and sit down on my sofa with my laptop. Then I start to browse all of the websites that specialize in mens apparel, particularly swimsuits. I take my time as I look at all of the various styles, colors and designs until I spot something that seems to be calling my name. Then I go through the process of figuring out my size and what color I want. This can, sometimes, take a little while to make the final decision as it is a very important part of everything. I want to be certain that I have chosen the proper swimsuit. Then I place my order. I must admit that there are times that I cannot settle on just one swimsuit. Those are the times when I buy two or three of them.

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In the end, it does not really matter if I get one spandex bikini or not. To be honest, I find that the shopping experience is what I love the most. Naturally, I do enjoy the bikinis once they arrive, but the road that got them there is also quite entertaining. I cannot understand why there are so many men these days that find shopping tedious. It simply makes no sense to me that they would not have a great time while selecting their perfect bikinis. Of course, everyone is different and each man has his own way of looking at things. I am just happy that I am a man who loves the online shopping experience.

The World’s Sexiest Spandex Bikini

 

I have the world’s sexiest spandex bikini and I can’t even wear it out in public. Okay, it may not be the world’s sexiest, but it is definitely the sexiest in my world; so there! But the fact that I can’t wear it out in public is what really bothers me. I want to take it out and show the world how sexy it looks and how sexy I look while wearing it. However, the people where I live wouldn’t understand that was what I was doing. Instead, they would think that I was trying to force them into some kind of pervert sexual relationship and probably end up throwing rocks at me.

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I don’t have a beach to wear my men’s spandex bikini at so they wouldn’t have seen other guys wearing similar things in public. Our town is so small that we don’t even have a public pool that I could wear it to. Even if we had a tanning salon I could wear it and have an excuse to show it off to at least a couple of people, but we don’t have that, either. The best I could do is walk out into my front yard wearing my bikini and hope no one called the cops on me.

I guess I could take my spandex bikini on vacation with me some time, but I don’t get to do things like that very often. In fact it has been almost three years since I was able to go on a vacation and that wasn’t all that exciting anyway. I spent most of the time in a hotel room because it was raining the entire three days I was there. I really need to find a way of getting out there and showing the world my bikini but until I figure out how that is going to work; I just won’t be able to.

Looking for a Place to Wear my Spandex Bikini

 

I have a spandex men’s bikini that I love to wear but I don’t have anywhere to take it where I live. I don’t have a beach anywhere close by and the one time I did take it to the park, I was asked to leave. I don’t think the people where I live are too open minded about things like this. Although it hasn’t stopped me from continuing to wear my bikini. I just have to plan my day out and wear it in the backyard or in the house. It’s not as much fun as I know it could be, but at least I get to wear it.

I did get a chance to take my spandex bikini out to a beach when I went on vacation. That was probably one of the best days of my entire life, too. I was able to stroll down the beach without having to worry about anyone telling me that I needed to put clothes on or change into something different. I even got to meet a couple of other guys that were wearing bikinis on the beach which was amazing. We talked for an hour about the different styles of bikinis that were available.

While I may not get to enjoy every day on the beach with my spandex bikini, I do get to have some fun now and then while I’m wearing it. I do wish that I lived in a place that had a beach close by, but I can’t really afford to move. One of these days I will be out the door and never look back as I have my eyes set on the ocean. But until that day comes I will wear my bikini with pride even if I have to keep it hidden from the rest of the people around me.

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My Spandex Bikini Relationship

 

I have a special spandex bikini that I only wear on certain occasions. You see this is the first men’s bikini that I have ever purchased and the first time I wore it out in public I met my partner. In fact, that bikini is the reason that my partner even came up to me in the first place. He wanted to get a closer look at what kind of guy would be wearing something that skimpy out on the beach. Everyone else at that time was wearing normal everyday swimwear and here I was wearing one of the sexiest bikinis I have ever seen.

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He has always said that if it wasn’t for that spandex bikini we would have never met. He just doesn’t go out of his way to talk to people when he is out, and I can understand that. You never really know what kind of a person you are going to end up talking to these days. But I am very happy that he took the opportunity to come to me and ask me about my swimwear. We have been together every day since then, and I don’t see us ever being a part any time soon.

Of course he won’t allow me to wear that particular spandex bikini out to the beach anymore. That is why I only wear it for special occasions. He lets me wear any of the other bikinis I have purchased over the years but that one is specifically for us and us alone. I think it is really sexy that he has chosen that bikini to be something only the tow of us can share. But I think he is worried that someone else will come up and risk asking me about that bikini. He doesn’t have to worry about things like that, though, and I keep telling him that. No one could ever replace him.

Blowing off Other People’s Opinions of the Spandex Bikini

 

I love my spandex bikini although there are a lot of people in this world that don’t understand why I would choose to wear something like this. I think they just don’t like change all that much myself. If they were ever to try something of this nature, they would completely understand why guys like me choose to wear these bikinis. Of course, that will probably never happen since they are so set in their ways. It really is a shame, too, because these bikinis are way more comfortable than any other swimwear I have worn in the past.

I have heard stories from other guys that wear men’s spandex bikini designs about how they weren’t too sure about trying them on for the first time. I was never like that. As soon as I found my first bikini, I was excited to try it on and head off to the beach. In fact, it was probably only ten minutes before I was walking across the sand after I put that bikini on for the very first time. I had no issues with going out and showing off my body in something like this since I had spent so much time and effort into making my body look as good as possible beforehand.

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I guess I am trying to tell you that if you like the look of a spandex bikini, then buy it and wear it with pride. Don’t worry about what anyone else might think of you wearing something like this. Their opinion on how you live your life should not concern you so don’t worry about it. Live your life the way that makes you happy and everything else will fall in line. Go out there and show off your bikini so that all those people that don’t like it will have to get used to it and maybe you can eventually change their minds. If not, oh well. You will still be having the time of your life.